Call out the National Guard! She's OUT

Well,
Here she is. Out and driving around LA. Not only did they let her out, they're letting her drive!

I don't know, but I don't think I would want to be on the road with ole brit these days.

Can you hear the helicopters? They're following her like she's in a presidential motorcade.

Adnan Visits Britney Spears in the Hospital

Yes,
If you haven't heard... Adnan went to visit Brit in the crazy house.

And he got the door slammed in his face. HAHAHAAHAAHAHA
Is it just me or is that guy starting to look like some kind of cartoon character

Look Out Paps! Britney Spears Dad Almost Runs Over Paparazzi

Damn you know you wanted him to at least take out one of those paps

Britney's Parents Want Sam Out of Her Life

 

Jamie and Lynne Spears are determined to keep Sam Lutfi away from their daughter Britney, and going to court today to gain conservatorship over their ailing child is just the first step in their plan.A source close to the Spears family tells PageSix.com exclusively that the pop star's parents are even changing the locks on her Beverly Hills home, where Sam has been staying. "They want him out of her life completely," the insider says.Jamie and Lynne's move in court today comes as sources tell PageSix.com that Sam has been trying to get Britney out of UCLA Medical Center, where she was admitted on a 72-hour psychiatric hold on Wednesday. An insider says that Sam "was seeking legal advice with a view to being given Britney's power of attorney, which would give him control over every aspect of Britney's life."

Britney's Parents Want Sam Out of Her Life
jwinter
Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:09:09 GMT

Chris Crocker Is Back!

Is it just me that hates this guy?

Seriously it just isn't funny

 

The effeminate young man who requested that the country lay off of Britney a bit has posted a video, the first one he's put on YouTube since his tearful plea of September 7. (He did post some others but immediately removed them, but this one's stayed up for a full day now.) In the video, Chris Crocker (still not his real name!) announces his return, shows us how scared he is, doesn't mention the reality show he supposedly landed two weeks after his rant, and sounds just like the passport-losing party-going indie filmmaker Arin Cromley. Also, fingerquotes! Which is why you should totally click through and watch.

Chris Crocker Is Back! And Disappointing. [YouTube]
Nick Douglas
Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:33:12 GMT

Britney Spear's father takes over finances

Uh Oh... Daddies got Brits money!
What could this meen for the leechers Sam and Adnan?

Will they take off now that dad's got the money?

Stay Tuned

Sam Lufti, Lynn Spears Bring Brit a Burger

Here we can see Sam attending to Britney's every need by bringing her a burger.
The funny thing is that the paps keep asking if she got fries with the burger.
What a stupid question. You know she got that shit supersized.
If you haven't heard she's on the laxative diet